Terrible! [he snorts, despite himself, at the surprise of cyclonus joking, if nothing else.] I was just wondering... where do you think you'd live with Tailgate back on Cybertron? When we all have the option to settle it's just... really weird.
[Oh, that's actually an interesting question. Cyclonus is silent for a moment in consideration.]
Tetrahex was my first and longest home. I should like to see it again. Only... [Only Cybertron as he knows it was destroyed by the war.] I'm not sure I could bear to live on Cybertron as it is now.
[He doesn't know about the shenanigans of their universe swapping out their original Cybertron for a slightly less abused model.]
Yeah, the Functionist Cybertron we got out of it all is... a bit weird, too. You're not gonna want to see your home with all that you are your altmode rubbish all over it, are you?
[he's silent for a long few moments.]
I went back to Simanzi, to see how it was on a Cybertron before the war. I-- I don't know if I'll stay on Cybertron either. You'll have plenty choice, at least.
[Oh, there's another mention of Functionist Cybertron. But what does Riptide mean by 'got out of it all'? Cyclonus feels like he should ask but...
...He decides that for now he honestly doesn't want to know. It's not his future at the moment. He was displaced from that when he ended up on the Moira and then further displaced when he arrived on the R2.
Either he'll return to that timeline some day or he won't, but for now knowing about it isn't going help him.
Yeah. [he puffs out a sigh, finishing his drink.] I'm not so sure how the Galactic Council feels about us back home, anyway. I guess if we have to stay here then...
Well, like you said. Big universe. There will be somewhere. [he looks over at cyclonus, optics shining for a moment.] I'm really glad you two make each other so happy. You both really deserve it.
[ Luckily Megatron doesn't gasp over the line, but he answers just as well. ]
A freak? A Freak. You don't know the type of mech Optimus is. This is all pretend!
He cares so deep because he forces it! The moment it becomes too much, he's going to come crawling back for my comfort and I'll remind him we're the only ones here who understand each other!
Do you think I really care even if it was all pretend? He's not doing anything to hurt anyone on the ship.
You're just-- oh my god. You're jealous! Megatron! Jealous of an MTO! Hey, here's some advice: eat slag and die. You'll make everyone on this ship happier.
I was built for war too, so you can shove that excuse up your arse. [he sniffs.] Seems to me like this is just a bunch of scrap you need to believe to feel better about yourself.
Riptide, I have to ask this as a commander to an overly large Shipformer myself.
Are they all stupid? Or is it just the two I've met? Because I can't possibly see what you can get out of a relationship with Optimus!? You don't have the processor to understand how to deal with a mech like him. Maybe you just like standing next to and being a servant for someone smarter than you. Like my Tidal Wave is.
[ He'll wear this one down till he gives up this stupid friendship with Optimus. This is a rare opportunity for the Antlered Megatron. He can't waste it like he has for too long.]
[riptide was willing to leave this, but-- mm, that last part. maybe dying to getaway saying the same stuff to him did Something to his brain, but it just activates some kind of immediate fight response in him. he's up and leaving his room before he's even thinking about what he's doing.]
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