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[knaval]

To be fair I did literally steal them. Like, the thing he's publicly talking about was me.

[he snorts.]

No kidding! It's alright, Teeg, I'm not really looking for anyone. That sort of thing never really interested me.

[daintylegs]

Well there goes our hilarious romantic comedy adventure I was planning.

[He's mostly joking.]

Why doesn't it interest you? Sure, it's difficult and complicated, but having Cyclonus at the end makes it all worth it.

[knaval]

It's not because it's hard, it's... I don't know. I guess I just haven't met the right guy yet. Which isn't an excuse for you to start looking, by the way! I don't even know what my type is!

[daintylegs]

[This is totally an excuse to start looking. Time to try to find out who here on this ship has a particular interest in boats.]

You must have some idea! Do you like cars? Red cars? Blue cars?

Maybe you like people with swords? I know I like people with swords.

[knaval]

I just said I don't know! Swords are super cool, though, so a maybe?? That narrows it down! Maybe I'll ask Cyclonus out!


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That was a joke. I'm joking. Please don't hurt me.

[daintylegs]

Ha, as if you could handle Cyclonus.

[As if anyone can. Cyclonus can barely handle Cyclonus.]

You know what, I'll get back to you on this.

[It is time to be completely unreasonable about this entire thing.]

[knaval]

I absolutely could. Go on, you little maniac. Find me the love of my life.