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[knaval]

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[knaval]

WHAT DID HE DO THIS TIME I WILL KILL HIM

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[brainmaster]

Please remain calm.

He has, not to my knowledge, committed any new crimes. I am only asking you for a report about his previous crimes in his home universe.

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[knaval]

everythting
he did
EVERYTHING

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[brainmaster]

Forgive me if this reopens some old wounds, but please, can you list some specifics?

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[knaval]

gaslighting
lying
murder
torture
mental manipulation
literal mental manipulation with a gun
murder
lots of murder of other autobots

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[brainmaster]

These are all serious crimes. I am sorry for everything you suffered at his hands.

[Riptide's replies are too passionate to be from a mere witness.]

Was any disciplinary action ever taken, regarding him?

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[knaval]

hes dead
also i tried to kill him a few times here
can i borrow ur sword?

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[brainmaster]

What do you need it for?

[He can guess at the answer, but still hopes beyond hope that Riptide is just curious over the legendary sword, instead of intending to use it for violence.]

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[knaval]

stab getaway

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[brainmaster]

No.

The Saber Blade is a sword of the finest caliber, a refined weapon. It must be respected as such, and only drawn against unforgivable enemies.

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[knaval]

i hate you